What Holiday?

My company does not recognize the value of celebrating the greatest presidents in United States history, so I'm working today. But I'm not working very hard! Le resistance!

I'm none too pleased about it. To make matters worse, I had to slog in wading through 6 inches of sludge on the streets of NYC. Oh, and the subways aren't running express today, adding 20 minutes for my commute.

Its a holiday EVERYWHERE else.