Tony's Feelin' Better

Tony Pena, still smarting from the loss of his beloved....

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...must be soaking in it today. The Royals made Tony a very happy man by signing Super Joe McEwing, Folk Hero, today to a minor league contract. He's not Desi, but dammit, he's Super.

Attention all 30-something, sub .700 career OPS utility men: the Royals are building a collection.

28 year-old power hitting statues need not apply.